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Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:19am - love - by DumpedHisAss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Wow. That's quite the overreaction.

#6 - On 10/14/2009 at 5:20pm by pleasetryagain

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People don't seem to understand that there's good lying and bad lying. Good lying is normally done so people can prepare surprises for others. Bad lying is things like covering up that they cheated on their lover with someone they met randomly.

#30 - On 10/14/2009 at 7:51pm by Luckster

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