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Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39315) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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When they got up there, you should have crowned the new boyfriend.

#5 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:23am by Ninjaface

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I'm well out of college and think everyone tearing the OP down over "high-school drama" is pretty thoughtless. It matters.

That's a hard situation, OP, and we really don't know all the backstory. But if you have the backbone, you could have confidently put the crown on her head while saying, "You look beautiful."

#25 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:32am by BeeSkwaird

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