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Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school, that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37069) - you deserved it (3869)

On 10/07/2009 at 5:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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what a nice mother.

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:43pm by ohmyword08

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Thats funny you should kill her

#4 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:47pm by crazysaw

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