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Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41444) - you deserved it (11804)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Just start getting some pamphlets from funeral homes and cemeteries and leve them around the house so she'll find one. Then if she asks you about it, laugh and shrug. Then ask her about the will.

#9 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:01am by gsadamb

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Is any of it true?
Your sexual preferences, not your grandmother.

Regardless, the elderly tend to be bigots. Don't let it bother you.

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:11am by Nate_87

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