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Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML


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On 10/02/2009 at 4:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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That's a pretty big failure on your part. Sure she's a gf?

#1 - On 10/02/2009 at 10:12am by jm88

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Long-distance, doesn't always mean he met her on the internet and now they're "dating". They could just be going to different universities that are really far away.
If the picture was from a bit of a distance, I can kind of see how she wouldn't be able to tell you apart from your friends, that is, if you have brown hair and have no distinct qualities that would cause you to stand out from the crowd (Brown hair is the most common, and generally, if you can't see faces very clearly, a group of guys can look very similar, even a group of girls can).
OR if you've changed in any way since the last picture you sent her (got in shape, gained weight, changed your hair colour, etc), that could be a reason why she might not recognize you.

#6 - On 10/02/2009 at 10:30am by XOfiestypixie

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