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Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88227) - you deserved it (10372)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:38pm - love - by Rajin (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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