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Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (3923)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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