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Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (5651)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

#3 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:31am by ifuckingrock

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This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

#2 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:30am by WhyComplain

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