Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2009 at 12:38am / United States / Love
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.
#3 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:31am by ifuckingrock
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This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!
#2 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:30am by WhyComplain
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