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Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41210) - you deserved it (7506)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Don't take it personally.

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:10pm by Truth

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Can't make that stuff up.

#22 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:39am by Hoff

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