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Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37466) - you deserved it (6896)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Don't take it personally.

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:10pm by Truth

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This sucks, but let's face it, it's your fault for the bloody nose.

But don't take it TOO personally. Dates suck. You could sneeze at the wrong time and seem undesirable to them. If he was willing to stop things because you made a mistake like that, he's not worth it.

#15 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:49am by Drk

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