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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34710) - you totally deserved it (2234)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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that's awful.

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:06pm by dinosgoRAWRR11

you deserve it for dating a loser... seriously, if you can't tell a guy is this unclassy, you're pretty hopeless...

#15 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:31pm by youreanidiot

Yeah, #15, cuz no one's EVER been a douchebag to you, cuz you can always predict it, right?

#20 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:43pm by lem0n

i agree with lemons sarcasm...

#24 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:02pm by lahp

Maybe it could've been her fault?
maybe she was the unclassy one

#30 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:39pm by Zombierella

#15 obviously thinks he's better than everyone. His username is "youreanidiot". He's just one of those people...

#38 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:59pm by IamSpartacus

good observation so true..

#48 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:32pm by hobowhiteside

I agree with laph's observation for agreeing with lem0ns sarcasm

#74 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:21pm by greenltrn2003

I agree with greenltrn2003.

#80 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:36pm by orangef1zz

I agree with orangef1zz for agreeing with greenltrn2003 for agreeing with laph's observation for agreeing with lem0ns sarcasm.

#86 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:04am by IamSpartacus

i agree with all of you who agree with the sarcasm. xD

#90 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:11am by iiAmanda

#15 is sooooo right. you should find out if your boyfriends an asshole before you date them. this isnt an fml this is a thank tha lord your done with that asshole

#109 - On 09/29/2009 at 9:14pm by ilovelucy92

What an asshole!!! FYL

#2 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:07pm by nobln

wtf wowza what a loser

#3 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:08pm by mmmyeahsaraa

LOL HAHA

#4 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:08pm by chipmunk95

Wow ur mature

#59 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:07pm by Star18lk

that guy is a boss!!!!!

#5 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:09pm by the_boss

kay that sucks for you,
but as for your boyfriend, FTW ! :P

#6 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:10pm by NATFLUMP

LOL!
Don't worry, you can find a better person than that cheap bastard!

#7 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:13pm by aznboytellem

cheap? he wasted ONE WHOLE TEXT ON HER.

#8 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:14pm by penizulaface

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O

#9 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:15pm by Poetry_Puddle

thanks kelly!

#32 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:44pm by invisibledamage

Agreed, lame.

#37 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:58pm by LexLuthorBabe

let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?

#10 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:15pm by guillotine

that's epic! xD

#26 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:19pm by Card_Games

He's a douche. Anyone who breaks up with someone over text is just a pussy. Sorry, but it's the truth. LoL. =]

#11 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:17pm by 88Mustang1

Agreed! And anyone who breaks up with someone over a text while in the same room is... I don't even know what that is...

#53 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:52pm by Sun_Kissed18

what about a text message ask out??

#87 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:15am by natsumosam92

I think text message break-up is becoming the new IM break-up.
I don't know whether it's just as bad or worse...

#12 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:17pm by XOfiestypixie

Woah , man i've seen that ON TV.
so i dont think he actually did that. :/

#13 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:22pm by rawrr456

you do realize that people do and say things they've come across in stories, shows, and movies right?

#25 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:13pm by leisl14

Please be a troll.

#40 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:09pm by Synnie

oh well, one less asshole in your life.

#16 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:31pm by jyn

ouch... You probably deserve more than that.

#17 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:34pm by invalid_name94

Choose better next time.

#18 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:39pm by aback

This happened to me on Thursday. No joke.

#19 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:42pm by heartbreak54

I call fake.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1549

#21 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:43pm by onstar102

LMFAO!

#91 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:13am by iiAmanda

Exact some thing has happened to me about two years ago.
What a dbag.

#22 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:52pm by greenerscenery

agree with #21

#23 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:52pm by pauliswan

How sad. What the girl he really liked in the same room? I bet he asked her out via text afterwards. You deserved for dating someone who would do something like that. We guys don't change significantly unless something big happens so I'm betting you either sucked as a girlfriend or you should have saw this coming.

#27 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:20pm by S1R

Um, what?

You cannot always tell what type of person someone is when you first start dating them. Everyone ends up dating a douchebag at some point in their life, since us humans tend to not be perfect and also be able to see into the future.

People break up for MANY reasons, not just because the OP was a sucky girlfriend.

#39 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:06pm by Books4Me

Then maybe you should get to know the person before hand. Or you could be a dumbass and date any member of the sex you like without actually knowing them.

#61 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:15pm by S1R

or maybe your grammar is shite - she should have "saw" this coming?

#68 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:13pm by lightedlotus

Anyone else fed up with these "my boyfriend/girlfriend dumped me" FMLs? :/

#28 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:28pm by imblue

he's just modernizing the douche bag era...he's a TREND SETTER

#29 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:30pm by ruckerpark364

lmao

#31 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:44pm by Hotness101

sooooo.........did u text back???

#33 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:44pm by cali_burritos

oh honey, i feel your pain.
my boyfriend broke up with me too.
at my house in my bedroom.
but not through text,
and then he walked out my door, and didn't shut it.
i was pissed.

#34 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:46pm by candykiss620

That's some bullshit. Sorry, OP. (I'm a vindictive bitch; I'd have broken his phone. In half.)

#35 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:51pm by paprikacha

Haha I would've too! Or slapped him in the face and stormed out. Or both sound good, really.

#79 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:34pm by AAAAHHHH12

I would have gone up to him, and broken his nose, while he was in the same room

#36 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:55pm by plarnbarn

i hope he has unlimited texting, or he just wasted a nickel

#41 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:10pm by confirmpassword

Wow, dude thats really fucked up. He was obviously a jerk-off if he didnt have the balls to talk to you. you should have slapped him. HARD

#42 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:12pm by CuteX4Xyou

Yeah, that sucks.

#43 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:15pm by solocredere12

What a piece for CRAP! Sorry about that.

#44 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:18pm by Osakhomen

I'm glad for you, OP; now that you know your boyfriend was an asshole and it subsequently ended.

Find someone who isn't an idiot. Good luck.

#45 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:21pm by myballs

The horrible things I would do to my boyfriend if he ever did that to me...

#46 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:24pm by Noxic

how is he scared of the OP when he texted her IN THE SAME ROOM that she was in??

#49 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:36pm by Sunako

The guy should have telegrammed it to her, but pay extra so they sing the message. That's how I plan on breaking up with all my super model girlfriends.

#64 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:27pm by DrunkenValor

He's a loser! He could have at least picked up the phone....

#50 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:43pm by nerdgirlagogo

They were in the same room... Why is CALLING to break up better than texting it in that situation?

#54 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:54pm by Sun_Kissed18

Its a joke. An obvious joke

#62 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:17pm by S1R

u can't txt msg break up!

#51 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:46pm by kira1kira

don't worry, he has no balls

#52 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:51pm by sfgfan10

I hope u beat him woith ur cell or YDI for doing nothing about it

#55 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:56pm by Kenpachi

lol owned

#57 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:33pm by runormal

bitch.
you forgot to mention you cheated on him.
yeah.
bitch.
watch out tomorrow okay?

#58 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:58pm by JADEstokesxo

you shoul've called him to talk things over!!!

lol

:)

#60 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:07pm by axlman

Fuck ppl who break up on text message...dnt be a pussy

#63 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:27pm by ban4023

I would've done it with a piece of parchment rolled up and tied to a messenger pigeon's foot.

#65 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:46pm by allmidnighteyes

"Dear, doth grow boredeth of thy whine, consider our relationship void. Please stop pigeoning me, lest I inform the privy council of thy trespasses."

#94 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:11am by DrunkenValor

If you didn't get up immediately and kick him in the balls than you deserve it.

Otherwise, he's an asshole.

Wait...

He's an asshole eitherway.

If you didn't kick him in the balls than you deserve it, but he's still an asshole if you didn't

#66 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:48pm by DunHassleDuhHoff

Ha 60

#67 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:52pm by srgntawesome

Today your boyfriend is an asshole. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

#69 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:42pm by mrose57

your bf is a jerk.. and this situation kinda reminds me of a commercial where this girl breaks up wit her bf via text while she was sittin right beside him.. fyl

#70 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:03pm by fs_ak

He probably just wanted to make sure there was a record of it, and that there were no misunderstandings.

#71 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:45pm by FerrariCake

this happened to me b4.. lol

#72 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:56pm by clos14

That's so lame. What a coward.

#73 - On 09/27/2009 at 9:17pm by alewiina

TYTE!!! FYL he a dik i mean in dah same room??? wtf is dat

#75 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:50pm by NYSM

Ahh, my first boyfriend did that.

#76 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:54pm by outlandish912

Wow. What a douchebag.

#77 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:15pm by demonpudding

FAKE! Im sick of seeing this crap! Even in the remote possibility this DID happen, who cares about High Schoolers and the ridiculous things they do? Nobody cares about you, please dont ever post on here again OP.

#81 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:36pm by Shmeaty

Now that's just insulting. FYL.

#82 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:14am by laptop_boone

well now you know that he is not even worth your time, if he doen't even have the guts to tell it to your face. this isn't an FMl, you should be super happy to have that loser out of your life, because you deserve betta =)

#83 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:35am by carmal2012

that sucks. FYL my girlfriend broke up with me through text while she was in class......

#84 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:40am by sbsoccer423

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=21681

#85 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:47am by oconnd

Rough dude.

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8oucrg4xM

#88 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:20am by Jadesomeone

Nah dead ass tho u mustve i guess loved him but you shouldve blew his spot up and made him look like a little kid for some shit like that, he shouldve amned up and did it to your face privately

#89 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:05am by NoIsoldeForTris

lmao! to #33.

#92 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:15am by iiAmanda

don't date cowardly nerds. YDI

#93 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:35am by AntiChrist7

I resent that comment. I am a cowardly nerd and I tend to act like a complete jackass until the woman's hand is forced. We never dump because our hearts are too big.

#95 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:29am by DrunkenValor

man..
i hope u feel better soon. Try to get him back, because he's probably the most important person in ur life. maybe tell more about the story. why did he break up with u?

#96 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:40am by sickofdrama

He was probably only 5"3 anyway, assuming he's from Liverpool like you are!
Scouse men = short!
Now you can go out and find a man who you can go out in heels with!

#97 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:22am by Alphabetica

i'm scouse and i'm 6"1, so that stereotypes really accurate...oh wait.

#98 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:15pm by fred564

So am I and I have happened to notice the distinct LACK of tall Scouse men.

#104 - On 09/29/2009 at 11:47am by Alphabetica

well my dear friend i must be the exception :p

#110 - On 09/30/2009 at 1:57pm by fred564

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22500

#99 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:48pm by mangotron

I WOULD BITCH SLAP HIM IF I WERE U! DI U!?!? U SHOULD HAVE!!!

#100 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:00pm by gothchick98

stupid boy!
plus i know how you feel, that happened to me too :(

#102 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:05pm by sammie_93

haha that's funny as hell i have to try that someday to see what happens....hahaha

#103 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:47pm by Sherko

oh my god thats horrible i know exactly how u feel. its been nearly a year since my exboyfriend dumped me through a text. Whats worse, he abbreviated. and after that he refused to talk to me, like at lunch, he'd be sitting rite next to me and he asked my friend to ask me a question he wanted to ask me. He became a real dickwad after that, u don;t deserve him if he doesnt have the balls to break up with u face to face.

#105 - On 09/29/2009 at 3:41pm by leksileks

No he didnt, someones looking for attention

#106 - On 09/29/2009 at 3:56pm by Roberto22

This isn't an FML, it's only an FS: FUCK SOCIETY

#107 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:39pm by Amorbis

I'd hate to be the one to break this to you, darling, but there have been breakups much worse than that. Trust me, I've been through one myself.

But it's still a bummer he dumped you via text. What a pansy he must be.

#108 - On 09/29/2009 at 6:47pm by seanut

ha! u should see how much of a pansy my ex is!

#111 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:53pm by leksileks

that's really bad. ur bf is not man enough to tell u face to face

#112 - On 10/01/2009 at 8:13pm by Lexie_Lei

I know how you feel! Bastards. Ha..but at least you were in the same room and could confront him. When I got dumped it was through a text message while I was seven hours away at a softball state tournament, the night before the big game. ..prick. 0:)

#113 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:49pm by ilikesalad

should have thrown something at him...

#114 - On 10/06/2009 at 11:47am by Mr_schadenfreude

wow......that's really immature and OP you're better off without him anyway

#115 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:13pm by Kronic_Kitten

Awww...he didn't have the balls to break up with you face to face. Sorry about the break up tho...

#116 - On 11/20/2009 at 5:22pm by loveyahun

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