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Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7466) - you deserved it (37551)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

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You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:34pm by FlickMyBean

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Wow. That's really nice.

If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:43am by ALQ

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