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Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37911) - you deserved it (2818)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe he could only afford to because his friends were buying. But FYL nonetheless.

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:08am by Intoxicunt

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Awww... Your husband is an ass. =(

#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:09am by jchansfan

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