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Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (15034)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by looking (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now.

The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.

#15 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:22pm by lets_be_ian

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So give in and give your stalker a sympathy fuck.

Maybe after you've tried it once, you'll realise he's got the stuff in bed to keep you coming back for more.
And once he's gotten you pregnant from your consistent hook-ups where in he pokes holes in his condoms, he's gotten you tied down forever.

Persistence and determination is everything.

#7 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:14pm by Witchcraft

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