You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now.
The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
+25 | 5
So give in and give your stalker a sympathy fuck.
Maybe after you've tried it once, you'll realise he's got the stuff in bed to keep you coming back for more.
And once he's gotten you pregnant from your consistent hook-ups where in he pokes holes in his condoms, he's gotten you tied down forever.
Persistence and determination is everything.
+16 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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