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Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (43804)

On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?

#1 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:10pm by Conkers

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How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O

#6 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:13pm by n3rdzgotskillz

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