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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64304) - you deserved it (2809)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Lily (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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