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Today, my soon to be mother in law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (1780)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by whasian (woman) - United States (Florida)

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