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Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML


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On 09/21/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by whasian (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Well known lesbian symbol ?
I dont know any lesbian symbols ...

#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:16pm by Leprecon

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After the operation he is her son. Maybe she is trying to tell you what he didnt

#3 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:15pm by donkey_hang_down

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