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Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 0.50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6566) - you deserved it (69573)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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