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Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9670) - you deserved it (95137)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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i get that you're trying to be nice but next time, listen to the customers :) but still fyl

#1 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:10am by rookiegrl78

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no means no

#2 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:10am by threeputtgreen

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