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Today, my school is having homecoming. I'm taking a date who I really like, and she happens to have fairly large boobs. I have a friend who seems to think I have an obsession with boobs, so I texted her last night reading "btw, no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to my date. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Well I guess there are going to be three big boobs at that dance.

#3 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:14pm by Monado

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OP here. it was late when i sent the text, and wasnt really focusing on what i was doing. because the text was about my date, i was thinking about her, and subconciously went to her name instead of my friend's. its all good though. i explained the situation to her, and she understood.

#90 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:26pm by adamas117

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