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Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 5:23am - love - by FirmlyInEngland (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.

#1 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:06am by _THE_MASTER_

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How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:13am by StanFJones

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