Today, I finally figured out that when a man says "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML
I agree, your life sucks (6495) - you totally deserved it (18734)
On 09/17/2009 at 12:15am - love - by justplainsad (woman) - United States (Georgia)
(+1)Lets see, he didn't say no, he blew her off and she had to piece together what he actually meant.
That, to me, is the pussy way out. If he wasn't interested in her in the first place, why'd he even give her his real number? Let alone a number at all?
#13 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:15am by redbluegreen
(0)He should've given her the Soulja Boii Hotline instead!
"Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boi!"
#14 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:17am by allmidnighteyes
I love the idea behind the Soulja Boy hotline. I used to create hotlines like that in a past life, but for moderately known french celebrities. Yeah, I'm ashamed!
(0)"Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" no shit sherlock, he just said he is always going to be busy.
#67 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:24pm by eggnogg
(0)Or the guy in question could've had the courtesy to say what he meant in the first place. See #13.
(0)"i'll be busy" how much more obvious could he get without just being outright obnoxious?
#108 - On 09/18/2009 at 12:11am by the_stereotype
(0)how can you even give the rejection hotline, it's the wrong area code? i thought it was funny when i found the number on the internet and called it. but only an idiot would actually call that number and think it was real.
#10 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:11am by Scotticus117
(0)They have rejection hotlines for almost every state!
#12 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:13am by redbluegreen
(+2)Why do us GIRLS need breast implants? Why don't you kill two birds with one stone and get your own?
#18 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:25am by redbluegreen
(0)#18.
There are many many men would get breast implants WITHOUT ANY HESITATION if it was something that the lady's found attractive..
#26 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:36am by moonlight_daze
(0)o.O 22... I sincerely hope you aren't trash-talking RGB. That girl is the gold standard of humanity.
Don't make me hurt you.
(0)when a man says "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then
btw your fml sucks
#17 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:24am by Nightfallz
ihavetopee too but i cant til i finish reading these FMLs!
#111 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:56pm by FuckMyLyphe
(0)Why FYL? I say congratulations for having learnt how to use your brain.
#29 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:42am by bugmenotmofo
(0)Did he actually tell you at some point that he never wanted u to have his #? Because if you are just guessing that, maybe he actually has a life that would qualify him to be busy at the time. O.o
(0)YDI for a) not getting the hint and b) chasing after a guy in general... *yawn*
#33 - On 09/17/2009 at 8:13am by JanisEvans
(+1)Guys are pussies. Thats why its best to let them do the chasing. Girls will be more up front, at some point, and come clean that they arent really interested. Guys will just continue to be cowardly/avoidant/making excuses, because, despite anatomy, girls have the bigger balls.
#35 - On 09/17/2009 at 8:33am by peanut_dog
(0)So many sexist and generalizing comments... Personally, I'm male, and if I had a sexual preference I'd definitely just say "No."
(0)#35, nah, guys just plain don't want to deal with an annoying bitch. Women are always trying to build this emotional connection.
(0)Do you even realize how important an emotional connection is in a relationship? Look above reply for my sex. You're pathetic.
(0)Sounds like something from "He's just not that into you", haha.
Well, good luck on getting your perfect guy!
#40 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:22am by x_sta
(0)Ok, let's practice.
"plexico, have my babies!"
Your turn.
#43 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:30am by Intoxicunt
(0)Your epic fail is my epic win.
You're bad at the rejection thing. I could sooo take advantage of you. Not that I would or anything.....
So much for working while at work, huh? ;)
#48 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:43am by Intoxicunt
(0)Looks like you're fucked either way, huh? Oh well. You'll get used to being taken advantage of.
Haha, quit your job and become a comedian. We very much appreciate your posts. What would FML be without you??
#60 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:36am by Intoxicunt
(0)That does suck. I wish everyone could be more honest. I went through this a few times with a woman I knew before I realized she was always going to be too busy for me. It would have saved a lot of confusion if she had just said no thanks.
#45 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:18am by p00p0ster0us
(0)DrunkenValor:
Hey, um...wanna get coffee some time? And by coffee, I do mean the euphemism for sex.
#50 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:54am by Intoxicunt
(0)I don't know, your nickname is kind of off putting when it comes to sex, not that I'll say no. just sayin' I might get radiation poisoning and mutate into something sexy.
#53 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:13am by DrunkenValor
(0)You're not reading it right! It's not "toxic cunt", it's the word "intoxicant" (ie. something intoxicating, and thus desirable) combined with "cunt". So my cunt is intoxicating. Now are you interested?
#55 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:21am by Intoxicunt
(0)Oh yus, take me now, and grab my scraggley chin beard.
#56 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:26am by DrunkenValor
(0)Dammm Intox..
I THOUGHT your name mean: Into xi cunt,
Now I gotta re-evaluate every post you've made. This may take a while...
(0)Lol. Yeah, I use this site a LOT, so it will take you...approximately forever. I like your version as well. No one seems to take it the way I meant it (a play on "intoxicant"), but that's fine. Like all great art, it's open to interpretation. Yes, I called myself a great work of art. Want to fight about it? Good.
#62 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:50am by Intoxicunt
(0)Can I grab your scraggly other beard instead? Rough is good.
#66 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:10pm by Intoxicunt
(0)If my other scraggley beard is what I think it is... then yes, definately. If not, still yes.
#68 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:26pm by DrunkenValor
(0)*Grabs ass hair*
Bitch.
Also, what kind of lame stalker kills your pet??
I'm your new stalker. I'll show you how it's done.
#72 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:54pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Oh wow, now the pressures on, Intoxicunt. We'd be joined together in the hateful eyes of FML trolls.
#75 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:16pm by DrunkenValor
(0)That would be cool. There are a TON of people on here I'd love to meet. plexico is giving me babies, for that matter. :)
Alan...let's meet up!
#78 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:19pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Could you imagine telling your friends though? "It was love at first fuck my life." Or something along those lines.
#79 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:21pm by DrunkenValor
Might be difficult, you'd have to travel to the south of france, 'cos I never venture outside, I'm scared of people and crows and cows and busses and vampires and mars bars.
(0)Lmao. That would be funny. "We met online." "Oh a dating site? Which one?" "Oh no, it was Fmylife.com. We made fun of people, and that brought us together."
#83 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:25pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Well, I always did want to visit France. Guess I'll see ya there!
#86 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:33pm by Intoxicunt
if its any consolation intoxicunt i always took your name as a play on the word the intoxicant.
#112 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:48pm by FuckMyLyphe
(0)it's a little oddly phrased, but, it seems more like they were saying Maybe another time, I'll be busy then, 'then' meaning the specific time that OP was asking about. get it?
#59 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:35am by _THE_MASTER_
(0)I'm assuming the OP asked if he was free for a specific time, or else it wouldn't make any sense either way. Now take your douche and shove it up your own.
Have a nice day.
(0)You're dumb.
He tells you, "maybe I'll be busy then," should have been a clear indicator that he never wanted to see you again.
Especially after he said it more than once.
#54 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:16am by Darling_Cherry
(0)I'm sorry but YDI... Your from GEORGIA... What do you expect?
#65 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:07pm by NYItalianGirl1
(0)To be honest, I enjoy being stalked. It's very flattering, kind of annoying when they kill my pets though - though I suppose in the long run it saves me money, and I do like money.
#70 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:37pm by DrunkenValor
(0)I know, it makes me feel safe knowing that there's a woman staring at me, watching my every move while I sleep. It's like they're trying to fufil my fantasy of having Edward Cullen watching me sleep.
#77 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:18pm by DrunkenValor
(0)Lol at this. Alright, both of you, addresses and I'll be there.
#80 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:21pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Oh! You forgot the collages of pictures taken against your knowledge, you know... pictures of you in the shower, on the toilet, er... alone and lonely? You get the idea. Can you really keep up, Intoxicunt?
#82 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:24pm by DrunkenValor
(0)That penis pump was for recreational purposes only... Alright?!
#85 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:30pm by DrunkenValor
(0)But... but... the noises you made! The guttural pig noises!
#88 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:38pm by DrunkenValor
(0)Guttural pig? That was my sexy moan. :(
I'm talking to you only in PM now, for convenience's sake.
#89 - On 09/17/2009 at 1:45pm by Intoxicunt
(0)DEAL! I get to watch you play Jeopardy now! :D
I'm not going to pay her, though. I'll just move in with her and do her laundry and such for her. Win/win situation there. I'll slip you odd gifts in the middle of the night: dead rats, sammiches, dead rat sammiches...
Edit: You have another stalker besides me? Jk...
#94 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:30pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Maybe the OP is taking tips from this guy:
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kgfbklbhfm--no-message
#106 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:04pm by Witchcraft
(0)as for the love/more love relationship you get by having a stalker, the best part is when she appears from under your bed when you're about to go to sleep and announces that you're family is being held hostage. and the only way to free them is marriage. "Love is in the air" plays in my head EVERY time that happens.
#113 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:50pm by _THE_MASTER_
(0)You just figured that out, after it had been used in almost every movie and sitcom since 1970?
#90 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:02pm by Witchcraft
(0)it's annoying that guys can never just be straight forward.
i've had guys say i'm busy because they were actually busy and i've had guys say i'm busy because they weren't interested. it really depends.
then they wonder why women don't get the hint...
(0)Yeah, but it works both ways.
Funny story, this guy I know was dating this girl for a while.
He was getting kind of serious about her.
He is middle aged and ready to finally settle down.
He calls her and says, "So how about we go out Friday?"
She says she's busy.
He says "How about Saturday?"
She says she's busy then too.
He finally asks "Well can I at least see you Sunday?"
And she says, "I can't see you then, I'm getting married Sunday."
Lol, true story of a friend of mine.
Point being, girls avoid rejecting guys a lot too.
#96 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:37pm by Intoxicunt
(0)The hell is wrong with some people? It's okay to say "No. Not interested. "
Women do this too. It's pathetic behavior all around.
#97 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:40pm by FoundManyLemons
(0)or not even give a number. playing with someone's mind isn't entertaining, and if it is, then your life must suck so much that you have to do that to make yourself feel better. One word. PATHETIC
#99 - On 09/17/2009 at 4:10pm by xxpinupgrllxx
(0)YDI for not taking a hint. If he wanted to see you and was busy, he would have suggested a time when he wasn't busy. He didn't. Get it?
(0)I agree. He's Just Not That Into You. Good movie. You obviously haven't seen it.
#102 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:51pm by urbanlover
(0)yeah, but girls are just as bad....
or when they give you a real number and you KNOW it's their's, but they just never respond to your text or answer the phone.
it's just plain rude!
#103 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:34pm by WrongfullyExiled
(0)This isn't an FML. This is a GOOD THING. You'll save yourself a lot of time and drama in the future.
(0)OP, have you always been a slow learner? Rode the short bus as a kid?
#105 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:02pm by FerrariCake
(0)I'm sorry it took you real life experience to know that. I thought we just figured that out by watching Disney channel and stuff. Yeah, people don't have courage to say what they mean, so they dance around it, not knowing that they cause a lot more pain in the long run by not being honest and direct.
(0)Well, at least he didn't say you were ugly. If he did, I'd punch his face, if I were you. Because some men can be complete assholes.
Of course, I believe you probably are really pretty, it's just that most men only want supermodels... Too picky for their own good.
