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Today, I finally figured out that when a man says "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7533) - you deserved it (20895)

On 09/17/2009 at 12:15am - love - by justplainsad (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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