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Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41385) - you deserved it (2591)

On 09/14/2009 at 3:28pm - love - by thisistypical (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Kick his ass.

#1 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:07pm by WoolyWhoop

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Violets are blue
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Looks like you're screwed

#6 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:10pm by Calaura9

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