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Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24510) - you deserved it (1445)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

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um, who gives their gf hand towels for her birthday?

#10 - On 02/11/2009 at 8:55pm by smm

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I personally could care less about jewelery, but this seems to be a clear case of 'He's just not that into you'

#7 - On 02/05/2009 at 7:49am by Erez

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