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Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

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On our first Christmas together, my husband gave me a cheese grater. When I asked him why, ha said, "You said you needed one. " Did you mention you needed something like that? Cuz that's how men think. I need= splendid, fail proof gift.

#11 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:46pm by alwaysalady

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um, who gives their gf hand towels for her birthday?

#10 - On 02/11/2009 at 8:55pm by smm

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