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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12244) - you deserved it (35872)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:23am - love - by suzanneallen (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick?

;D

#4 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:05am by allmidnighteyes

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YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...

#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:05am by Okie7123

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