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Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

#5173603 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (8551) - you deserved it (49018)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

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