Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that i had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 9:39am - love - by leahbeuhh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:20pm by angryseatroll
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Stfu, #1. You're no judge of what she should and shouldn't do. Get over yourself.
Anyway, OP, that had to be embarrassing. I know how it is to forget your surroundings when you're on the phone sometimes. FYL.
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and obviously, #16, you didn't realize that #1 is just a troll. XD
lrn2internet kthnx. ;]
#43 - On 09/05/2009 at 4:00pm by lolbethanyxx
Everyone judges on this website. So don't curse me out.
#74 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:14pm by angryseatroll
Thank you! I mean even if you agree with the person, it's still judging them. I hate flame wars. Which is what that person was trying to start. And to the other person, I'm not a troll. Not at all.
#82 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:20pm by angryseatroll
what are you talking about? it's angry seat roll. why is there such a big fuss about the name? ;)
#89 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:07am by the_stereotype
Ok. Fair enough. I can see how. AngryseaTROLL. But actually it's not related to FML. It's a universal username for me. AND it has something to do with a book. But I'm not a troll. For the third time.
#91 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:02am by angryseatroll
and also, yeah, sorry for calling you a troll then. Even though it isn't a bad thing. I originally made this to be a trolling account. It's all for the lulz. ^___^
#98 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:02am by lolbethanyxx
"We didn't start the flamewar people were already hatin on it "fore I left my comment" if you don't know what that is from you are a epic n00b
#109 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:23am by YDIBITCHES
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first
#2 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:22pm by firenighthawk
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I'm the first person to leave a comment!!!!! Anyway FYL
years later they will discover that dumass30 suffers from mental retardation
#80 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:12pm by jmspin
Actually neither of you are first. And that is irrelavant. Nobody cares. People will care if you actually leave and intellegent comment.
#4 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:26pm by angryseatroll
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...
#5 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:35pm by untalented1
the implication was obvious. what isn't obvious is the fact that she's deeply upset about her favourite jeans being ripped but then she says it's ok because of a factor that doesn't affect the situation involving her favourite jeans - the situation being that the jeans are ripped.
#38 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:55pm by untalented1
this actually makes sense. though the FML is obvious, him taking them off will not help her rip situation at all.
Haha I moded this one and I got quite the laugh out of it. I can totally see it happening.
Be more careful about what you say OP. Not a smart move on your part.
how do you forget your mom is in the car? just wondering
#10 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:40pm by pinkfrogsoup
You know what's worse than this non-FML? The idiot who "modded" it and allowed it to be posted. YOU SUCK.
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Fuck you. I'll bitch about whatever the fuck I want, and if you don't like it, don't reply to my comment. :D
lol ha ha ha i agree with u but its just a fact tht if u use the word fuck more than once in a sentance u sound like a retard
#104 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:41pm by robpatzluver
@22 that was leaving the link/spam (Since FML mods delete those messages)
Actually, Buckethead is a guitarist, and he doesn't go off ripping peoples' heads off.
If you believe in those stupid chain mails, wow.
I haven't ever sent one on in the whole time I've used the internet and look, I'm still alive :P
YDI for being young enough to be driven around by your mom and doing things with your boyfriend that involve taking off pants.
At least you didn't say "rip them off". That'd explain how you got the rip in your jeans in the first place, and why he apologized for it.
So why WERE you talking to him while on your way to meet him, hm? Rehearsal for the 'big bang' later? And with your mother there, too! I'm sure she doesn't want to see this production. He'll probably produce a lot, from the sounds of it. F your mom's life, she had to listen to that and realise her daughter's getting her pants torn off far more often than hers are.
If you had any decency, you'd apologize for dangling that in front of her and offer your boyfriend's services. It'd only be fair.
Agreed!
Then every parent is a whore slut... As they slept with someone.
Meeting isn't meant as seeing him the first time I guess because then it can't really be your boyfriend yet
YDI for either of the following:
a) talking on the phone while driving, especially when youre just about to see the person youre talking to. quite stupid really.
b) sitting as a passenger in a car while your mother is driving you somewhere and forgetting shes driving. thats fucking stupidity defined right there.
c) sitting, as a passenger, with your mum, while someone else drives you both to your boyfriends house...thats just asking for trouble.
#99 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:16am by organisedchaos
um...id like to add here i didnt mean for my message to go in response to anyone...i dont know how it ended up here
#102 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:03pm by organisedchaos
Haha. Eh. It's a *blushed face* moment. Then again, depends on how old you are. If you're like, 15-16, yeah, it probably would of been a shitload of awkward. But if you're like, I dunno, 20 something, then it's probably not AS awkward.
and yeah, why WAS your mum in the car with you when you're apparently taking a ride over to sex up your boyfriend? XD
Talk about awkward...
Ummmerrrehhhh I'd say "FYL." People forget.
#42 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:58pm by lolbethanyxx
um, number 50 - i think you just had nothing better to do then write a big -obvious- message about absoulutely nothing.
Omg that is just weird while you mum is in the car ....dodgie did u tell him that ur mum was in the car cause if u did nt that's just sad
Hahaha wow talk about awkward. But I'd guess that your mom would hopefully understand.
#57 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:48pm by ky_stone22
You talked first, then you met up?
Caution: a breach in the space-time continuum has been detected.
#61 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:12pm by arienh4
Ever heard of this crazy little device called a cell phone? See, when you have one, you can talk to people even if they're in a completely different place.
#64 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:47pm by doubleAbattery
i agree, i thought that was weird... unless you're american and living in england
of course we're allowed to say 'mom' you retard, but british mostly call our mothers 'mum'
Aw, I remember when I ripped one of my favourite pairs of jeans. Nobody to rip them off for me in a minute, and only bitchy friends who demand their sweaters back before the school day was anywhere close to being over instead of sympathy.
Thanks a lot OP, you give me sad memories.
Well anyway, HAHA! Nice job fool.
#72 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:49pm by DameGreyWulf
What I wanna know is what she said to you afterwards.... Awkward!!!
#73 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:04pm by RyeAndLisha
And im not a troll. I don't think everyone deserves it. I hate trolls. Sorry if I seemed like one. Just what I thought.
#75 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:18pm by angryseatroll
YDI. You're probably 15 and had to have mommy drive you to see your boyfriend.
#79 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:08pm by rothenb
hahahaha if my kid did that to me i'd probably die laughing
#83 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:24pm by exohhsarahlove
How the FUCK could u actually forget ur MOTHER is in the car? Like holy shit even when friends of mine call and when I'm in the car with my mom I don't even pick up my cell, I text them and tell them why. LIKE WOW!! u kinda deserve it for actually forgetting.
obviously if your mom is driving you to see your boyfriend, your way too young to do that.
#87 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:25pm by missjackieee
haha, i wish i knew what your mom's reaction was.
because what you said, wasnt an "FML", what her reaction to it would be, would make the "FML"
so hhaa, sorry, dude. mustve been embarassing, but knowing the reaction wouldve been the icing to the cake :D
#90 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:59am by nikkiandyou
YDI for being so self-absorbed that you forgot the presence of another human being. Especially since it sounds like she was driving you to see your boyfriend. Otherwise it was clearly a joke so it's not an FML anyway.
#96 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:20am by Wanton_Rhapsody
why are all these people saying if her mom has to drive her there she's too young to be having sex?
1: she could've been driving her mom somewhere to save petrol
2: in some countries, people only get their driver's license at 18
THINK
#100 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:25am by ashiedeanilz
And also, in England you have to be 16 to have sex.
So she can be old enough to have sex, but too young to drive.
So either you were talking on your cell phone and driving, or your mom was driving and you forgot she was there, which makes you a complete dumbass. Either way you look at it, YDI.
@#103: wait, you have a set age to have sex???! how is that monitored? O.o
#106 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:43pm by mystery_monkey
uh. i don't think some people get it.
first off, in the UK you HAVE to be 18 or older and even then you have to take a rediculous drives test. Anyway is 18 too young? no.
and another thing. We are american living in England so to us, MOM is spelled correctly with an O.
I got your back Leah.
#112 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:50am by markiss724
did ur mum know u were "sexually active" if not then this is a... different :) way to let her know about that
If she did know,
What's the big deal?
Gosh isn't it obvious the car was driving itself... :P She takes her parents obvious care for granted way too much...
hahahahahahaha shit............dat must of been abit awkward :S
#120 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:32pm by LOLgasmic123
AWKWARRDDDDDD.
I'm guessing your under 17 if your mum's driving you, hope she doesn't tell your dad lol.
#121 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:18pm by IIzSuperGirl
you deserve that for being slutty before you can drive
#122 - On 01/12/2010 at 7:45pm by brutal_banger
