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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say "You're adopted, nobody loves you" to everybody. His reply, "Thats pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6111) - you deserved it (48253)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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