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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say "You're adopted, nobody loves you" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9091) - you deserved it (68595)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Never say that! That's horrible!

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:09am by OhhxGoshhxAri

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Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU!

Ever think of THAT?! >:|

#2 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:10am by allmidnighteyes

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