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Today, I skipped class to take the girl I like to the airport, and after giving her a goodbye hug I kissed her on the cheek. She laughed and said "Maybe we should discuss some boundaries when I get back." FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by strikeout (man) - United States (Texas)

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if u are close enough to drive her to the airport, a kiss in the cheek shouldnt be such a big of a deal. it might be a european point of view though, we kiss everyone twice when we meet them the first time.

u should look for another girl in any case

#3 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:16am by anuskina

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... Wah? "Bitch"? "Using you"?
He's NOT DATING her (yet). They are FRIENDS, or at the very least, fellow schoolmates on good terms... she's not a bitch at all. If she were a bitch, she would have screamed rape and/or never spoke to him again. If she was using him... well, no, I don't see how she was using him. I would gladly take a friend to the airport if they needed me to. Why the fuck would you expect anything for a FAVOR for a FRIEND?

#17 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:36am by DameGreyWulf

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