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Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40167) - you deserved it (9142)

On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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