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Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by UNmarried (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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we all have our ways of coping...?

if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her

#10 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:10pm by the_stereotype

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you should get a membership to a dating site and when she asks why say if she's that prepared to divorce you you should be equally prepared to find someone who isn't a total bitch

#15 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:14pm by hahathatsux

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