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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56081) - you deserved it (4493)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

#4 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:07pm by Tedet

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Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door

#5 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:07pm by Some_guy

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