she's dating him, and he just told her he was trying to date other girls.

It sounds to me like the guy doesn't think they are dating. I mean, he could be a total asshole sure, but it sounds more to me like she thinks/wishes they were dating when they aren't.

Yeah exactly what I was thinking Genius_Man.

i agree. i think she's delusional.... Honey, if he's forward enough to say that to u, he doesnt really give a damn about u. get what u want and move the hell on.

I think you should tell him that you can't be together, he's ruining your game for other boys, Fight Fire with Fire =)

I agree. If he doesn't want to be with you in public he doesn't deserve you. Dumb his ass.

Who says they were in a relationship? They're dating, and it doesn't say anywhere exclusively.

IMO, the girl needs to stand up and start a relationship if she really feels uncomfortable with him seeing other people.

sounds like he dumped already.

yeah, because monogamy is a bad thing

YDI~

Either you guys had miscommunication on what was actually going on, or miscommunication on whether it was exclusive. Either way, your fault. Most guys aren't just mental.

OP By any chance, you wouldn't happen to know the girl who wrote the FML before this one because both of your FMLs are very similar.

Umm...by communicate, we mean talk, be honest, get along (all that jazz). When I say honest, I don't mean a guy should shove the girl he's dating aside because he expects to date the girl AND play with a bunch of other women like they were a sport. That's not being honest, because if he was honest and communicated well in the first place, he would have said something like, "Hey, I want an open relationship" before/when they started dating.
Well, that's what I think anyways, I don't know about all of the other women out there.

22jrdn55, you are a sad excuse for a human being

I never said all, did I? I just said it's rare to find a decent man.

;3

It makes me happy that the tables were turned and SHE was mislead..

So because someone had a similar experience, it means it's fake?

.................

its called paragraphs, you wall of letters is blinding me

thank you, oprah.
(;

"I want 1 who will actually treat me nicely and have respect 4 me."

I am sorry, but there is no way in hell a decent guy can respect a girl who needs more numbers than letters to write a paragraph.

I vote that people should have to take an IQ test when signing up at Fmylife.com...

Excuse me that this is sumthing called the INTERNET where people dont always have 2 use correct grammar and stuff! Not all of us is a novelist with a stick up our ass!

"and will spoil u with love and gifts! All women just want sum1 who will buy them pretty gifts and take care of them and treat them like royalty."
"Find sum1 who will do anything 4 u and will spend lots of money on u and take u lots of nice places because that proves he is desperate 2 b with u!"

'Scuse me. Not all females want someone who will buy them pretty gifts, or want someone to "spend lots of money" on them. I'd prefer someone that actually seems to care about me over someone who tries to buy me off.

#47, I agree.

And it's a lot easier for people to understand what you're trying to say if you don't use numbers and use something close to correct grammar.

im a woman...i disa-fucking-gree with ALL of this...go masturbate or something...cuz ur an ugly ass prick who cant get any1 esle...ODVIOUSLY!!

i second that

1) Learn how to type. Just because it's internet, doesn't have to mean you should make other people's eyes bleed by trying to understand what you're saying. You don't have to be a novelist to have good grammar. You have to be NORMAL to have good grammar. Stop being lazy and type correctly. Rarely anyone bothers to read things that are written the way you wrote them. And it's "Not all of us are novelists."

2) Please, speak for yourself, and not for the rest of the female population. They have their own minds and they'll state their opinions if they feel it necessary.

3) Actually, most women prefer emotional, romantic ways of showing affection. Not material, like yourself. If expensive things are the key to your heart, then I really needn't say more. You're spoiled, and materialistic, and can't appreciate things.

4) Unless he gets boring? If the woman really loves a man, they don't get boring, really. Also, implies that YOU get bored of people easily. Most likely throw them away after 2 months. It's either you getting bored of the guy and leaving him, or the guy finding you SO annoying and demanding he leaves you. I think it's the latter. Actually, I can't make up my mind.

5) We don't really need to know what guys find attractive in you. At least, I don't need to know. Stop bragging about your "pretty skin and hair and eyes". "Having them fawn over you"? Wow, someone is addicted to attention.

6) As I said, taking girls to nice places and buying them stuff is okay, but it's not something you should pay most attention on when you're looking for a man. Pay more attention to how he reacts in certain situations, how he acts when you're in a good mood, and how he acts when you're in a bad mood... If he can help you and make you feel better and make you smile all the time without the help of material things, then he might just be decent enough...

7) "Take it from someone who has been with a lot of guys". Hahaha. You're not even worth this comment getting any longer.

8) I'm a guy.

#86 I'm fairly certain I just fell in love with your words *sigh*

86, your comment is also made of win.

I agree with number 88.

Thank you for taking the time to actually read that haha.

No problem, it was worth reading.

Awww. ^_^ Makes me feel special xD No, really, it does.

#86 wins.

Any girl who would "THROW IT IN HIS FACE!!!!" for not buying her castles and ponies but in the same thought talk about how she gets rid of guys when she "gets bored of them." You disturb me. I know you probably can't spell it yourself but you should probably take a browse through the dictionary and look up the word 'hypocrite'. You know, when you're not too busy appreciating your current boyfriend for nothing more than his wallet.

I've never met a girl like you. I hope it stays that way.

Hear hear, Rathmec. Fmylife irritates me sometimes, I keep clicking reply to a comment, and it puts it somewhere else. >_

86 wins ;)

lol and I love the username

Aww thanks xD

I actually literally snarled at your post, mushrooms.
You superficial little attention whore bitch. Go die.

86 speaks all truth.

I don't think she knows the meaning of the verb "to snarl"...

yikes, i think this struck a nerve with #42... I would be surprised if anyone reads all of that anyway *shrug*

spongebobrocks wins. completely. i think you deserve a crown. possibly be named king of fml?

you need a queen? because those words are wise and charming. (agree with #88!!!)

just because you're on the internet doesn't give you a free pass to be an illiterate moron. It's english, it's important, please learn it. If not for yourself then for the future of our country because seriously, if all 'young people' are as stupid as you then intelligent society is doomed.

#86 MARRY ME

No but seriously any girl would be lucky to have you.

And spongebob does rock. Always.

#86. Wow ! Probably the most truthful, and amazing words I've ever heard a guy say, or in this case, see a guy type. I haven't come across a lot of guys who are like the ones you describe in your writings, but I'm a little more hopeful now :)

you really just made my day #86
i could not have thought of a better way to put this.
you are a master with words, if you wrote a book i'd happily buy it :)

"Its in a girls nature to want 2 b takebn care of."

WTF? Are you secretly pining for the 1950s? Sure it's nice to be "taken care of" when you're ill or just plain old tired but honestly, if you can't look after yourself what on earth do you think you can bring to a relationship?

Comments like that are why women stay in crap relationships! Learn to take care of YOURSELF, then you'll be a complete human being and have much better relationships.

I don't really care if I don't know you; I just said it's easier to read if you at least try to use grammar.

That would be buying me off, in my opinion. I don't like getting spoiled, or getting gifts at all for that matter. It's not in my nature to want to be taken care of, I feel like I'm being looked down on if someone does that to me, it's in my nature.

#53: Exactly.

God, you're an idiot.

I don't care if I "know you" or not. Your internet mannerisms are saying enough. Your logic is ridiculous, A guy shouldn't have to "prove" he cares about you by buying you shit. Please, guys, don't take this goldbrick to be the standard for women. Most of us really do have a brain. And a great many of us aren't just looking for you to buy us shiny things. For fuck sakes.

And before you go trying to combat my argument by telling me to "get a date"... I'm married, and quite happily so, so try something else.

Um no, actually im in school 2 be a nurse and i plan on working. But that does not mean i dont like 2 b spoiled from time 2 time. It makes me feel special and i beleive every1 should feel special sumtimes. Its not degrading, i sumtimes take my boyfriends out for dinners 2! Im not "pining for the 1950s" and yes when the time comess i will quit my job and take care of my children and my husband will work to provide for the faamily because that is what is healthiest 4 the family!

You're now sounding ridiculous to me; thanks for the half hour or so of entertainment, though.

I just LOLed so hard I nearly spat tea on the screen. You're studying to be a nurse? Lord help anyone reading your charts!

But seriously, if you believe being a stay at home mum is the best for your (eventual) family then that's what you should do. Just be aware that it often takes two incomes to support a family and that working mothers are excellent role models for children.

Oh and a piece of advice my mother gave to me..... make sure you have a "cunning kitty": enough money in a separate bank account to survive, with the kids, for 2 months in case of marriage failure.

Good luck with it all.

Ah, I'm glad I checked this again.

I've had one guy tell me he loves me; my boyfriend. And I know he means it, I don't need him giving me things to prove it to me.

And for me, one is enough.

@ mushrooms - Oh sweetie.... I think you're confusing "I love you" with "I want to get in your pants".

But to answer your question, I have one who tells me everyday and then asks if I'd like to play trains LOL

WOW!! YOU ARE REEEEAAAALLLLYYYY SHALLOW!

72, you win.

This comment isn't supposed to be here.

"when the time comess i will quit my job and take care of my children and my husband"

That poor man.
Those poor children.
*Sigh*.

Mushrooms or whatever, Im a female and I loathe men taking care of me unless I had surgery or something where I cant drive or lift heavy things. I dont like gifts or romantic crap. I prefer a partnership in which things are more or less equal and its based on trust, communication, and oh yeah, emotions. Not gifts, not overly smothering acts... Please stop with your generalizations and grow up. You will realize once you are older that there is more to life than being treated like "a princess" gag me with a spoon.... ugh.

seriously, how is writing 'sometimes' (correctly) easier or shorter by writing 'sumtimes' (wtf?)? it's not even an abbreviation like typing '4' instead of 'for'; which is just plain lazy by the by.

I'm sorry....this is the reason why people should all be legally forced to use safe sex until they apply to have a license to bear children. I can only imagine what mushroom's parents are like. And I hope to God she doesn't become a nurse because I would hate to be her patient. This is just pathetic. Thanks for making all women look bad, dumbass. Why would we be "jealous" of someone we've never even seen and only know through terrible writing? Do the world a favor sweetie and have your tubes tied, "stat" (which is 'doctor speak' for "right now", I know you'll never know what that means since you'll never get that far in med school).

i've literally started reading fml, JUST to look for your comments, i cant read something your write without first, agreeing 100% and second, laughing my ass off.
*sigh* you are one funny man

Sweetie, I'm not sure you should type what you think into the mirror onto the internet, it just pisses people off.

Sadly there is a spell-check! Clearly it's viewed as optional.

Y dont u grow up and reread everything ive been trying to say, #60! UR the idiot, just because i dont feel like spelling and typing everything out doesnt mean i dont kno what im talking about. U r a bitch with a stick up ur ass along with the rest of these jackasses. Of coursse that stick up ur ass is probably the only action u guys ever get so i guess enjoy it

Thequickredofox, that's depressing news. I guess I hadn't noticed it before because I don't spell words like "sum1" and "sumtimes".

And as for mushrooms, now you're just attacking us from assumption. You need to get off FML and go open a book or something.

And i bet uve never had 1 b4 at all

Random FML day - this comment shouldn't have gone here.

It is ridiculous, but I'll continue giving my input until I've had enough.

Who knows when that will be.

Haha, more power to you, it'll be an interesting read.

Well you know what they say about mushrooms......... fed shyte and kept in the dark ;)

thequickredofox, I'm not sure how to respond to that awesome comment, but I do want to tell you that was yet another awesome comment.

And gummibehrs, I hope so.

Thanks Nai!

... I have hormones and I'm not afraid to use them.

Haha, no problem.

You're still going too. And I have a life; it happens to involve me being on the computer a lot.

You've got caps lock on honey.

Responding to #90 (because FML is dropping my comments into the most random places)

I'm pretty sure I've had sex...... yes, definitely have, I can see my prodigy playing trains, so I definitely have.

It's Saturday night in your cloistered part of the universe, shouldn't you be out finding men to tell you they "love you"?

It's doing that because one of my comments is appearing as number 90, then disappears and mushroom's comment shows up again as number 90, so I'm guessing that was to mushroom's number 90.

I think we're making FML have a meltdown *lol*

Yeah, probably.

this made me laugh super hard. i'm very glad that someone has a functional brain and is able to use it as you have.
you've succesfully made my day, thank you thequickredofox

I have friends, I just don't get to see them very often.

And to me, this is fun.

And I don't really care if you get hit on, or hook up with someone. It doesn't impress me.

I think Mushrooms doesn't see the little blue "reply" button, cause she keeps posting new comments O.o.
Also, I took the time to go on her profile. It says:

"My name is Amy. I'm 23 years old and live in California. If I lived anywhere else, FML!"

Did she really write that, or do I need new glasses?

Im not trying 2 impress u, u do what u think is fun and i will do what i think is fun! AAAND i will find sum1 at the club who will take me out on dates and buy me pretty gifts and is great at sex!!!!! That in my opinion is the perfect guy, a reall hollywood guy, and i have seen them with my very own eyes!!!!!

Shut up #100, u shouldnt be talking coming from sum1 whos username is spongebobrocks!!!!!!!

I'm going to put my hormones aside for a moment and just say that I really worry for you!

I say this kindly, maternally even.... find a men who respects you, who is equal to you, who you would love even if he was broke and who would love you even if you were wrinkly and saggy. Life is about so much more than the surface. Don't spend all your time trying to impress other people with your "fairytale life", their opinion doesn't matter. Once the door is closed, it's just you and your partner.

The way you wrote that makes me think you're trying to impress someone.

And so what, you're materialistic.

I agree with 108 on this one.

Well im only 23 so i have plenty of time 2 find a guy who will love my wrinkles wont i!

Not if you want children. You've only got 2 years before your fertility starts to decline, provided you haven't encountered any STDs that could have already effected it, and then your risk of birth defects, miscarriage and a whole gamut of other issues increases dramatically.

Well than ive got a nice good 2 years of dating around and having lots of fun!

Hah. You're just too awesome xD I think she wants all this. Like, us arguing with her. She attracted attention again, and we're giving it to her. I think we ought to stop.

But that's just me, although this is all very amusing...

I don't care if she likes the attention, I'm drawn to arguments, and am incredibly stubborn. xD

4 ur info, i do live in california, dont be jealous cause u wish u did!!!! But then again there are many hot girls out here and u would prolly be intimidated!!!!!!

Sweetheart, I'm a guy. With a very lovely fiancee. I actually really don't like California. Heat and stuff - not really my thing.

There are many girls that think they're hot everywhere.

There are many girls as air headed and conceited as you, too.

Actually, I CAN gather who you are from what you write... You just wrote what you like and what you dislike, what your ideals are and what you want in life. So yes, I can gather who you are from what you write.

I think I can tell what kind of person you are. You obviously get pissed off easily. I can't imagine how many of your future patients will want to switch nurses. You want to hook up TONIGHT. Which basically say's your a horny slut. Also, you say 5 guy's said they love you in the past 6 months? How many of them did you know longer than it took them to finish and drive off while your asleep and never be heard from again. I know your going to reply to this. I honestly don't care what you say to me. But you continuously reply to all the comment's directed at you. So that tell's me another thing, unlike me, you do care what people say about you. Which mean's you can't take a little critiscism. Sooo, that's pretty much what I got off of your comment's. Anyone with me?

I'm with ya.

I'm with you.

I'm with you too. And you can tell by her picture she's got self-esteem issues. Anyone who would tan themselves to death and destroy their hair with bleach just to fit in to the "California Girl" image needs some help...

Skin cancer = it's what all the cool kids are doing!

You = troll. I'm sure nobody in the medical field would go sleeping around when she should be very aware of the constant risks of having sex. Not to mention I doubt any adult with a real brain would act so prepubescent.

But if you're not a troll, and if I were religious, I'd pray for you.

Yes, thequickredofox, I'm now upset because I'm just a pale little Irish girl. Maybe it's time to hit the tanning salons? Then we might be able to go whore ourselves out like mushrooms!

gummibehrs - as a pale Scottish blooded Aussie, I share your pain *sigh*

Maybe we could get spray on tans, some silicon boobies and a lobotomy, then we'd be , like OMG, sooooooo cool *vacuous giggle*

Hahaha, your comment made me lol, thequickredofox. Yes, definitely, then we'd be cool enough to hang out with mushrooms and go to clubs and get laid and omg!!!!!!!!

Again, your making yourself seem like a slut. "I get enough of that in real life by real guys" Which means, a) you have no "real" friends. b) none of your relationships will last, and c) your legs farther apart then the U.S. and Germany.

It doesn't really take much to know you, you're too superficial for all that...

Besides, I pity the poor people that take the time to know you, hoping that somewhere deep inside you're a normal human being.
I wish I could tell them all it's not really worth it.

If girls there are like you... *Shudders*

Dont be jealous cause ive got friends spongebobrocks, yes all my friends r like me and they r damn good ones!!!!!!

Ahaha, 133, you win as well.

Healthy sexual appetite... I giggled...
Why are you so convinced that nobody else besides you is having sex..?

Oh, that's right... Cause that's your only reply to everyone who insults you. Cause, once again, sex and material things are, apparently, all you care about.

No, I wouldn't know about getting any. I happen to be fifteen, if you hadn't already checked.

And I don't plan on getting any for at least another three years, if not longer.

Nai, you're amazing. Really. I keep hearing girls everywhere, from age 12 to age 16, bragging about how they lost their virginity, thinking that it's cool.

I think Mushrooms will now go all "NO I LOST MY VIRGINITY WHEN I WAS 20." to try and gain some respect here.

Needless to say, she will fail.

Aww, why thank you spongebobrocks.

I like to brag about being a virgin still, since I think that's something to be a bit more proud of.

Nai, my dear, YOU are full of win!

I am so pleased to see a young woman working out who she is, having pride and respect, and being true to herself and honest about what she wants.

When the time comes, you are going to meet a wonderful man, have a healthy respectful relationship and the most amazing sex because sex is more than just a physical activity.

Kudos to you, bucket loads of kudos!

Actually spongebobrocks, i lost my virginity when i was 17 :) and that was holding off 4 as long as i could, guys were begging me to do it with them 4 years!!!!!

Hang on a second! You held off as long as you could? Because guys wanted to have sex with you? Did you even want to have sex with them?

... priorities, clearly not for the cool kids!

That still doesn't mean you didn't want to lose your virginity, Mushrooms. You "held it off for as long as you could"... You're starting to make me gag, and I'm starting to want to be a bitch to you, but you're not worth it.

To Nai: You're right, it is something to be proud of ^_^ And I agree with the lady from Australia.

Aww, why thank you thequickredofox.

Spongebobrocks:
It's too bad most people don't see it that way, ne?

Wow Mushrooms....I'm 17 and I'm still a virgin, and I plan on staying a virgin until I'M ready. Gosh, it is so fun reading your comments!




Keep going....I want more

World's Most Epic Fail.

lol thats so random

Actually, I think you are an extremely ugly person. Not just in personality, but if that's you in your profile pic, then you look like any other bimbo burlap sack from the west coast. As in, you're not a unique person, just another blow up doll mock-up like you see standing on the corners.
You're no more than a loose vagina. When you are thirty, you will be used up and going no where in your life, which will be unfortunate for the children you will have. Oh yes, there will be children, because you can't keep your legs shut, and lord knows you sound like the kind of dumb broad to skip a day on the pill or to let a guy use the pull out method instead of a condom because he "loves you" so much.

[yawn]

All of those reasons you named are the reasons we should feel sorry for you and pity you, not be jealous of you.

Not everyone likes tan, blonde, egotistical whores.
I, myself, prefer pale, black haired girls.

Just because we're different from you, and don't go to parties and "hook up", doesn't mean we're jealous of you or wish to be you. I'd rather be a rat with syphilis than to be you.

Isn't it 8:30 California time? And weren't you supposed to go clubbing with your friends at 6:30? And you've been commenting all this time instead of clubbing?

And also, when you wrote the "it's almost 6:30" post, it was like 7:30-ish California time, right? (I just noticed that on checking for the aforementioned post to make sure it existed.

Methinks there is a liar in our midst.

Honey, I'm blonde, I'm tall, I'm thin, I get called hot a lot, and I live on the east coast of Michigan, where I'm proud to live, I keep to myself because I don't like parties, I'm a virgin, and I'm in a relationship where I'm happy.

I'm not jealous of you at all. I have pretty much everything I want, and don't have to show off to others and brag because I think I'm better.

Oh God you have done the impossible. You just made yourself look even sluttier and bitchier than before!!! :O Tan, Blonde= moldy orange. Hot=saggy moldy orange. Let's see. Everyone who disagree's with you is inferior huh? Your cool because you live in Cali? You go to clubs, "hook up" parties. HAHA You just contradicted yourself! xD You, who has repeatedly on more than one occasion don't judge someone from what we've typed? Yet your doing the exact same thing! Your a hypocrite, and a stupid one at that. You are most likely the most stuck up and bitchiest person I've ever, EVER met on the internet. Congratulations. You fail at life. Think 50 year's from now. You won't have the man of your life by your side, while you slowly die alone. With no real friends who care about you. Because you said all your friends are like you. They obvioulsy don't give a shit. Get over yourself. I'm not jealous, if anything I'd hate to have your life. And yes, I go to parties. I have real friends. We have a good time! Like I said before your assuming. Something you've been bitching to us about for a while now. Dang.

I concur redblueviolet. I ran a time check just before that post and it was 7.30pm in California.

Either that or the whole reading time thing is just waaaay too tricky.

Let me fix this here, since my time ran out:
Honey, I'm blonde, I'm tall, I'm thin, I get called hot a lot but don't like it, I'm pale, I live on the east coast of Michigan, where I'm proud to live, I keep to myself because I don't like parties, I'm a virgin, and I'm in a relationship where I'm happy.

I'm not jealous of you at all. I have pretty much everything I want, and don't have to show off to others and brag because I think I'm better.

you beat me 2 saying that.

Haha!!! I live in California by the beach and it's not great because it's FILLED with people like you!! Seriously, get over yourself ..

You'd be surprised at the kind of people you meet on the Internet who are exactly who they say they are. It's damned scary.

Not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying there ARE stupid bitches who'd do just that.

I agree, personally. The real person behind this doesn't even know the time zones correctly XD. Not to mention, judging from the proper spelling and grammar in the person's profile, there may be mutiple people behind this.

-goes pale- Seriously?

...I think I just lost my innocence.

Actually, mushrooms, I like being pale. And I feel safe that at least I won't have skin cancer in my future. Sorry to say you're chances are quite high though, honey.

Fuck it I'm done talking to you. Your concieted, slutty, bitchy. You'll never get a husband or someone to be there and say I love you without him having his dick in your mouth. Go, enjoy your sad pathetic life. I don't give a shit. Do what you want, say what you want.

I'm pale too, and happy that I won't be the one with skin cancer.

Mushrooms - I'm a red-head actually and I embrace my paleness. Haven't you seen the "tanned" old crones around where you are, you know the ones that look like they have leather for skin after so many years in the sun! Slip slop slap all the way!

... that said, I'm packing a picnic and taking my boychild out on the lake. It's turned into a gorgeous sunny day here with a hint of breeze -perfect for a sail. Have fun all.

Yeah, I'm getting tired of it too.

Mushrooms, if you're fake, and I very much hope you are, go away. If you're real, then PLEASE go away.

Good day :D

I also prefer being pale, because then I don't look like I'm made of leather.
Also I hate blonde as a hair colour. I do in fact prefer dark-haired people, but I have my eye on a nice Mexican, instead of some spray-on tan Cali bimbo ;)

Also I never said anything about California. My Psychology teacher is from there, and she's pretty awesome. She's also black. More dark-haired people I love. I said you're a pretty typical example of a west coast-produced alligator bag, and probably as wide as one. Better keep on those Kegels, girl!

*Sighs* Mushrooms... So WHAT if they're pale? They have many, many more things to offer than you do. They clearly know what's right and what's wrong, they have priorities, they have an amazing personality to offer, which you don't. All you have to offer is your body... And that's just really sad.

I wake up every morning with my fiancee by my side, someone who loves me for who I am. That's something you won't have. You won't have a guy that looks at you while you sleep, who listens to your breathing with a smile on his face, thanking God he has someone that loves him unconditionally and respects him and sees his true self and loves it...

I don't know what else to tell you... You simply cannot be repaired...

Have fun while you can, but just remember that you WILL end up alone and miserable...

Wow, mushroom. you actually made my jaw drop. im the palest out of all my friends. and im fucking damn proud of that. i can stay out in the sun for hours, i dont tan. and im glad. So you can stfu about pale people have low self esteem- nothing about that makes sense. stop being a dumbass and go away. kthxbai.

You got that right, sister!

Thank you, I try my best.

Thank you, that means a lot ^_^

I just gave up on her, I just can't waste my words on her anymore.
I wanna talk to someone normal now.

Oh and to make a comment about the actual FML...
He's not worth your attention, or your pain, OP.

Well, I'd prefer if you didn't fuck me, thanks.

And I've been having fun sitting at home. It's midnight, I'm not going anywhere.

I'd prefer to be an asshole to being you.

And I've stated before, with reasons. I'm not jealous of you in the slightest.

Must agree with Nai.
I've been up and about all day, I like having a night to myself every now and then.
Besides, I'm talking to my Mexican while I sit.
What reason do I have to leave the computer now?

So many LOLs..... have fun at the club(s), watch out for drink spiking and guys that pretend to be rich but aren't.

... heading out to the boat now, but had to jump back on to collect my cookie from DJ817 *mwa*

wow, lady. i feel bad for you.....i really do. you're clearly convinced that all guys want a thin, tan, hot blonde on their arm that they can dress up in expensive outfits and fuck whenever they want.
you know what's gonna happen to you?
you're gonna get fat. those perfect titties will sag so much you could roll them up. your tan will turn into a bad imitation of distressed leather. your hair will turn grey and get thin. and you know what? all those guys that supposedly pant after you like a bitch in heat - they're gonna be off chasing the younger, blonder versions of you that are everywhere, and you know why? because you look like everyone else. same hair, same skin, same slutty attitude.
you're trash.
and i'm sorry.

haha you must have no life if you find the need to brag about going to a club to people on fml.

Mushroom i know you are entitled to be stupid, but please don't abuse the privilege

im a guy and im disgusted at you, i mean seriously you are soo materialistic i bet you nagged one of the many boyfriends you had to buy you a "Gold Dildo Encrusted With Diamonds"

but you know what go ahead and go clubbing, i hope a guy with a serious STD hits on you and then you being the attention whore that you are allows him to enter the "Dirty Palace" and BOOM your stuck with probelms....then thats where you write you sad pathetic story here on FML.com

Hey, thanks!

...What kind of cookie?

Can I have a cookie too, just for good measure? I'm pretty hungry and all I have handy are grapes. While delicious, I'm craving junk food =P

Want half my cookie gummi? I've just packed a monster picnic so I can spare the calories!

..... why does the boychild take half an hour to get ready *sigh*

What ever cookie your imagination can make up! And gummibehrs you also get a imagination cookie. For that gonorrhea comment. Made me lol.

Yes, please! *eats half the cookie* Thanks, fox ^^ It was delicious!

Yes I feel your pain, I babysit a five-year-old and whenever I want to take him anywhere, he's got to use the bathroom, find his shoes and socks, put on his shoes and socks, say goodbye to his toys, etc...

Alright then, I thank you for this cookie.

WIN
lmao

Haha, thank you *bows*

that is one of the greatest things i have ever read.

Hehe =D thanks

EPIC WIN. :D

Hey we have four seasons here in the midwest too :c

That is very true!!! But I don't think she know's that... I like the midwest actually. I was there a few weeks ago.

i have to agree 100%
i usually cant sit still for more than twenty minutes at a time, but my ass has been glued to this computer chair for the better part of two hours, this is just the most amusing internet fight i've ever witnessed.
in all senserity i hope mushrooms realizes her life is a meaningless black abyss filled with money clubs, fake friends, and lying boys.
spongebobrocks: you are one witty charector and it has been a pleasure reading your replies to this girls rediculas and pethetic attempts to sounding cool.
thequickredfox: you have a spine and i admire it, you have made me laugh countless times in the past few hours and i thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour
nai: kudos, you are one cool girl, who knows what she wants and i think thats terrific, there should be more people like you in this world.
dk187 (i think thats right, i'm doing this from memory) i laughed at the imaginary cookie, and your total honesty. thank you for inspiring my night
and lastly, to mushrooms: you suck, you know you suck, your probably proud of the fact that you suck, but dont mistake loathing for jealousy, its a flaw. you have many. get over yourself.

with love
ttfn

I have an odd issue, and I simply NEED to correct you. D:
I correct everyone's spelling. People got used to it.
-trying to resist-
I'm sorry dear, but I'll have to.

Sincerity*, Character*, Ridiculous*, Pathetic*, You're probably proud...*.

I hope I haven't spoiled the impression you have on me by being a grammar freak. I'm sorry. xD

Haha, thanks, it was fun.

looks like it. I'm just glad people like you guys still exist... and on the internet no less!

Your mother is a troll, 'cause she hides under my bridge all day and occasionally comes up to demand money from me.

lol ok, normally i roll my eyes at the random "YDI's"..........but that was awesome.

Awww, why thank you.

Well, thank you. We try. xD

haha oh vita I don't what to say to that but you are totally awesome in my book :)

lol thank you i couldn't help it

Hahaha, wow! You're so funny and clever, Vita. You tried to insult me! What wit you have!

It's nice to see you all judge me. All I did was simply give an opinion and, just as I suspected because nobody nowadays can type how or what they want without criticism, twenty people jumped down my throat. It amused me, so I continued, and it just got funnier and funnier. Until I began to find it intrusive that people who would watch the argument from afar would post their stupid judgmental and idiotic comments long after the argument had finished, or send me in a private MESSAGE what they assume my life to be. Do NOT EVER send me private messages telling me what I'll grow up to be, or what my life is. Firstly, it's pathetic that you have no backbone and can't get the balls to join in on the argument, and secondly you have NO right judge me like that, to tell me what my life is like.

You all assume you're better than me, smarter than me. Your judgements and assumptions based off the way I wrote were unwanted and unwelcome. I never claimed I had any "authority" over relationships, I was merely giving my opinions and views. After all, she posted an FML about it and was oviously asking for comments, so I gave mine. Yes, I purposely sounded brainless because I have every right. I, however, was not asking for your dumb-ass opinions.

So, I just wanted to let you all know that you are in no way smarter or better than me. I am in nursing school, and starting an internship at a really good hospital during the winter. I get very good grades and have already been recommended for a job. So go ahead, make fun of me and call me names, but I'm already successful and couldn't give less of a shit what anonymous faces on the internet think of me. And if I want to type with a lot of # n use abbrv. n letters 2 talk 2 u people on d inets n argue w/ u ppl abt whether or nt im a slut, i will n u have no right 2 tell me otherwise.

Basically, fuck off.

On the contrary, everyone has the right to do exactly that. You posted an unpopular opinion and they responded to it. You then continued to feed into the argument, whether or not you were faking is up for debate but the fact is you are getting exactly what you asked for. It's a shame you're getting harassed via private message but you should think about that next time before you put a giant target on yourself.

Try making a new username and starting again.

Also, opinions are exactly what other people will judge you on. So if you don't like how people are judging you, you might want to re-evaluate your opinions. :/

Im sorry I think my eyes are still in shock, because apparently mushrooms DOES know basic sentence structure

Haha, fmlfmlfml15, you're so funny. You really struck me in the heart with that one. I might go cry. Hey, how about joining in on the prior argument until waiting until it's over to try to insult me with your ridiculously idiotic comment?

I know the whole point of your dense comment was to provoke me and keep me arguing, and good job; I replied, but it's you who ends up looking like a jackass.

Sadly when I wanted to join the conversation and give my input on what a pretentious, spiteful, arrogant bitch you are, everyone already left, including you, and I thought the argument was pretty much over. I'm still puzzled about what made you change your mind to use words instead of abbreviations, and why you decide to now prove to everybody that you aren't as brainless as you made yourself look. Why you insist that everyone who attacked you should "fuck off", but then feed them with your comments that only make you seem even more shallow, I can't figure out. I don't know about you or anyone else, but if I go back and read your idiotic comments and then take a look at mine again, I see that the only jackass here is: you. All I know is that if your personality matches your appearance, then you are one ugly person, inside and out.

I guess it could be the fact that my IQ is probably higher than 75% of the idiots on this site that I decided to show them that they are, in fact, not at all any smarter than I am. But that they fed into my fun is just hilarious.

By the way, your colon was not needed there. Puncuation advice from someone you think dense.

Anyway, I'm done arguing with you, you sad he/she/whatever the fuck you are. It was fun arguing with the others, but you I just find pathetic. Now run along and play with your dollies or Tonka trucks, you obviously prepubescent little child.

Mushrooms. You shouldn't correct anyone's grammar by posting it into word and hitting spell check without doing the same with your own response. Frankly, your grammar was a bit on the weak side in your retort. I personally liked the borderline run on sentence followed by the fragment.

I DO suggest not claiming to have a higher IQ than anyone. It's debatable and not able to be proven unless you have taken an actual IQ test, can post/link evidence of the aforementioned IQ test, and can post/link the results, rather than simply claiming it.

However, if you were smart you already knew that.

Consider this: Thanks to you purposely perpetuating a negative image of yourself, you have gotten exactly what you asked for. The saying, "You made your bed, now lay in it" comes to mind.

Also, your insults are baseless, which is why no one takes you seriously. Since you have been sure to give other people insight as to the type of person you are, those tend to strike closer to home. Try using that tactic next time. :)

Seriously, is this still going?

Sure it was fun on the day, but, gosh how do I say this..... you're dumped Mushrooms! There are far more entertaining trolls to feed, you're just being greedy coming back for more.

As for IQ as a basis for intelligence: my son has Aspergers and an IQ of 153, it doesn't mean he can follow an argument or even articulate his thoughts clearly. EQ is a far better guage of a person's ability to function in the "real world".

#284 is right; next time I want to partake in an argument, I won't wait until the last minute to do so. Thanks for correcting my punctuation (I was only adding is there to add emphasis). Now scroll up the page and try to correct yours. You find me pathetic? Previously, you proved to everyone here how much of a dumbass you are, and now you come back and assume that you are actually smarter than 75% of these people (just like you assume that I'm prepubescent)? You are trying to show everyone that you are actually an intellectual, but I only see you as a brainless bitch. You've already created a bad impression for yourself. In other words, the damage is done. No use trying to go back and fix everything. Like #284 said, you are just being greedy coming back for more. I know they say don't feed the trolls, but calling you a troll is an understatement. At this point, arguing with you is absolutely pointless, if not tedious. I'm done with you as well, and I barely even started. Props to all the people who contradicted you though.

Guys, seriously. Shut the fuck up, for goodness sake. IT'S OVER.

Can you all get a life please? My god. Go die, all of you. Commit suicide, die in a fire, drown, I don't care. Just stop existing. It would please me :)

Wow. I cannot believe people are still participating in Mushrooms' trolling. I feel terrible for commenting, but still. Mushrooms, you lost - just give up. You got your 15 minutes of fame, now go back to the mall. This FML needs to be deleted simply so Mushrooms will go away.

did anyone else notice that her grammar deteriorated increasingly near the end of that reply?
oh and everyone has a right to do anything they want over the internet, (well except if its illegal of course) but as this website isnt, and we're only replying to your own idiotic statements about you being so hot and so fun and so sexy and so amazing, basically its your fault.
you know, if you'd stop replying, stop saying that you dont care what people think about you (which clearly you do, or you would not try so hard to sound like you have an A-list life with the perfect assets.) then people wouldnt care half as much as they do.
all in all, i think most of these people are just amused, and arent taking this nearly as seriously as you are. but, thats just one persons opinion, and i really shouldnt speak for the crowd, as they've so clearly proven they can speak for themselves.
i aplaud everyone who's commented under this fml EXCEPT mushrooms.

busted_love -

We get it. Everyone's already torn mushrooms apart. It was funny while it lasted but now you're just grasping at straws. It's over and it's time to shut the fuck up and stop trying to get her to argue with you. Yes, we noticed her grammar. Yes, we know she deserved people arguing with her. Yes, we realize she's arrogant and slutty. But it's over, so shut the fuck up.

Actually, it's tends to be "nice guys" who keep girls as friends.

Thank God! At least the world is spared your offspring.

Good, because I'm sure a lot of people want to hurt you severely for your lame, awful jokes. You're going to need a hospital.

Hahaha, awww, oh God, you don't know how happy your words have made me. I feel so special xD
Thank you soooooo much ^_^.

There ARE guys like the ones I described... It's just slightly hard to find them. Good luck though, to all of you. :]

I AM writing a book actually. I'm rather busy with college, so that's going pretty slow, but it's coming.

Once again, thank you all, it means a lot.

Fuck, that was so not meant for you.

Fecal matter.

LoL FeCaL MaTTeR!!!1!!11!1!!!1!

oMg AlL Of yOu aRe so FuNNy!!!!11!!!!1!11

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