Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52777) - you totally deserved it (1597)
On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)
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That sucks. Maybe you should find a wrestling buddy at work...?
P.S. whomever replies to this is an attention whore!
#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:20am by kirbyfan23
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#1 originally posted: "that sux" as it's comment. so. who's the filthy whore now?
(lols. sorry to everyone who had to read that other than #1. feels sick. acts up. :])
To be first, sometimes people just write one or two words to ensure their spot, then edit and say what they actually wanna say. It's a cheap trick, #1, so don't even begin to call other people attention whores.
Yes, Xdanicat... and 'd thought 'd would away with it, too
(pets white, long-haired cat on lap) not this time 1... bwahaha
Meh. I'll admit it. I am an attention whore. But I never said it was a bad thing. I just wanted to point it out! So congratulations to all you attention whores out there! Keep doing your work and so it well!
#97 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:11pm by kirbyfan23
my reply is kind of relevant...instead of finding your own "wrestling buddy" you should convince your daughter to tell your husband that she has her own little wrestling buddy. of course, it wouldn't be true, but it sure would freak him out.
btw, it's kind of bother me...but i think it's supposed to be whoever instead of whomever. feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.
#110 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:28pm by the_stereotype
I'm not sure about the "whoever/whomever" thing, but I do believe you should have said "it's kind of botherING me" But I do think you're right.
#117 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:14pm by kirbyfan23
Whoever is for subject.
"Whoever said that is stupid."
Whomever is for object.
"Give this to whomever you wish."
Simple.
Now ya know.
#130 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:17am by Intoxicunt
kitkatkelley...
you are TEH FUHKING WINNARZ
I LOLD HARD
NICE PUN
#62 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:06am by senior_dingdong
oh wow i guess he wasnt expecting ur daughter to tell u anything. fyl.
#6 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:22am by Luv4Paramore
that's so messed up. I'm sorry that this happened to you.
#10 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:27am by vickyvicious
Is Melinda as young as your daughter? Because that would make this FML even more fucked.
#11 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:32am by allmidnighteyes
...and probably not submittable. can you imagine? it would be a bare-knuckled apocalypse in here.
woot! good times [:
FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.
LOL
When you get home, wrestle the best you can, and show him how better you are than that slut Melinda.
=D
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Why couldn't they just be wrestling? No need to make assumptions.
wow. i feel so sorry for you. you should have sex the other night and ask him if you can wrestle him..lol
#17 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:35am by prettypathetic
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Sure they do.
#93 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:01pm by DieterDerBlau
the only time i can see it being ok to cheat is if they cheat on you first....perhaps OP is a cheating whore and deserved it?
unlikely but we don't know the full story
#96 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:07pm by hahathatsux
I think I saw your husband battleing for the champions belt, or whatever they compeate for these days. They call it something like, "guy with wife plowing girl who isn't his wife" on the internet I don't get It though, there's only one audeance member, some kid.
#22 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:41am by blah123blah
Dam if I was u I would kick him out for good he not worth it u deserve better then hi
If he is really doing that to u.
i mean at least they were thinking about safetty first by wrestling on the bed, right?
#143 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:14am by she_says
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I'm rarely a bitch in my comments, but I'm gonna put YDI just because you put your name as abercrombief. They have nice but overpriced clothing and shitty staff.
so your really gonna say ydi because of where she shops?
. . . you're stupid.
#44 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:27am by justbea777
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lol, are you serious? It's not called stupidity when it's so trivial. It's FML and anything goes. There's even a group of infamous trolls here that deserve more insults than me.
She deserved to be cheated on because she buys her clothes somewhere that you don't like? Harsh.
#71 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:16am by Sgt_Pineapple
awwwww poor you can't afford their clothes T_T FYL for being an ignorant troll
#101 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:06pm by daniigiirl
bahahah someone cant afford A&F and is mad about it... XD
#134 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:18pm by Elargentino15
so if the clothes are nice...theyre probably not that overpriced. besides, abercrombie actually isnt that expensive for most stuff lol
and the staff is not the same in every store
#136 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:29pm by likeOMGwow
You need to put a stop to this!!!
Sure wrestling on the bed seems safer 'cause it's softer, but just wait till one of them falls off and breaks an ankle!
Whoa Whoa Whoa u people r missing the most important thing here, did he pin her or did she pin him :PPP?
#35 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:10am by redheadfreak929
Show him how well you wrestle wielding a splintering broom handle.
#36 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:12am by DameGreyWulf
what the hell kind of person would do that with the daughter in the house? well i mean what the hell kind of person would do that period, but still...
#37 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:12am by buckeye_12
37 took the words out of my mouth.
OP:
1. Buy a baseball bat
2. Hit spouse
3. Repeat
4. Don't get caught
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!!
#146 - On 11/13/2009 at 12:05am by ohmygoodnex
that really sucks.
but... LMFAO this is one of the funniest FMLs I've read!!!!! Wrestling buddy!?!!
#39 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:15am by noshitsherlock
YDI for wasting our time and yours whining on FML when you should be closing out your joint accounts, leaving your husband without money to pay for his whore, and tracking down Melinda to smash her face in with an iron. STFU, grow a set, and kick some ass! Goddamn.
I kind of have to agree.
"I just found out my husband is cheating on me. I'd better go post this to a random bunch of people on the Internet!"
You do know that all FMLs have to start with "Today", right?! o.O So while she was posting this they may already have been in the middle of the divorce or already divorced...
#60 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:16am by Puolukka
Yeah, a FML was posted yesterday and the OP said in the comments that it had actually happened three years ago. Maybe this happened a week ago, after she dealt with her husband and his wrestling buddy, or a year.
Or maybe she found the need to post it to random internet people first :p
#76 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:24am by possumisawesome
How is a woman gonna GROW A SET??? They can't even fake those in on sex changes...
Moron. Next, you'll be telling her to "man up", right?
#94 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:03pm by DieterDerBlau
#60. I never thought of that. They could already be divorced or in the process and the FML is how the husband got a new "wrestling" buddy right away. It doesn't mention if daddy lives with mommy or if they are even still married.
I'd say you deserve it for marrying somebody so stupid, but man that sucks haha.
#45 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:32am by Roberto_66
Too bad you're not smart enough to use the right "too"
#102 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:13pm by whiskeyloverrrr
oh no stone cold stunner!
its over, its over, we have a new champion
#119 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:20pm by The_Chuck_Norris
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Today, my daughter told my wife i had a wrestling partner. Now i have to tell my wife that my daughter lied and in actuality i am havig an affair. Dang it. FML.
#52 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:14am by NaziZombie
Aww, kids are so innocent
Anyway OP, fyl a thousand times over. I hope you expose your husband for the cheater he is. GL!
#57 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:12am by iFruit
plz stop posting abt same story in different versions. we r fed up of this fake madeup ones
#61 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:19am by Trollkiller
FML is for (and I quote the FML FAQ) "everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone"
Therefore, EVERYONE is going to submit the same things...
If reading similar stories doesn't interest you, then you'd better find another web site to entertain you. FML isn't JUST for YOU. That's why we ALL get to vote.
I support the motion for FML to add a THIRD button. Life isn't simply black and white.
I'd also like a way to banish the kids that only do lame posts.
Today, my wrestling trainer came over. Since my mat was ripped we did it on the bed, for safety. Later, a bit after my wife came home she started yelling at me for cheating on her and told me to leave! FML
Goodness, your own daughter had to tell you your husband cheat on you... that really sucks, I'm so sorry.
Set up a fake dr's appointment, then tell him you tested positive for syphilis.
Get them both at once.
#68 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:46am by LadyAlathia
um.... #63 do you honestly think thats believable???..... you need help .....and ur an idiot
#69 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:46am by Mc09toofine
I think that's a very good way to 'wrestle'.
Safety first.
That's actually a sexy roleplay to do.
#70 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:14am by screwtaylor
I hope you took all this money and full physical custody of said Daughter!
#72 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:17am by 110879
Best to act like you don't know or even suspect... as you collect evidence for your divorce and arrainge your finances to your advantage. Sell everything of real value to a trusted friend for a nominal amount like $100. Hand his lawyer a $50 and request a reciept.
That really sucks. And even worse, he was enough of a selfish asshole to do it with your child at home! I smell divorce...
Maybe he is trying to get in shape to impress you... Or maybe you just dont put out enough
#83 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:59am by donkey_hang_down
what the hell has that got to do with it, if people want to cheat they will cheat regardless of how much their other half "puts out"
For all you know they could have been having a thriving sex life. Saying that you were not getting enough at home is never an excuse, if you are going to cheat you better have a better reason than that
monannon - you are so right. Whats love got to do with it? Personally i dont give a shit why he is cheating. Either way its fucked up to do it, even more fucked to do that in front of you kid. Sounds like you have a personal experience that you are bitter about.
#103 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:22pm by donkey_hang_down
cut off his penis??? wtf????!!!!!?????!!!!! what is wrong with you??? if she cut off his penis, SHE WOULD GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for a long time! not to mention the irreversible effects of not having a penis, which would be way more than the husband deserved if he had been cheating. i think a confrontation and possibly divorce would be sufficient.
and i think her husband can wrestle with whomever he chooses. come on, its not like he was having an affair or anything!
#108 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:18pm by 333reds333
pretty sure #89 was joking...as it's fairly obvious that no sane person would actually cut off someone's penis...you guys need to work on not overreacting.
youthink: people on here say things like that all the time in comments, the only difference here is the fact that she had the word "feminist" in her name, and that you're an ass.
333reds333: wow. just...........wow. your stupidity has me lost for words.
#121 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:28pm by jellyfish_ftw
'kay, listen "feminist": of all people, YOU should be the person to realize that just because you marry someone doesn't mean you OWN them. They made a promise, not a contract that puts their appendages/organs and possibly their life at stake. Don't be so rash, angry and judgmental. If the guy is dishonorable enough to cheat, (in front of his bloody daughter, for crying out loud) then take his ass to court and sue him for custody and alimony and divorce. Don't go doing something you'll never be able to erase and that could possibly end YOUR butt up in jail for the remainder of your child's childhood. So she cuts his penis off, has a moment of satisfaction before realizing that it won't magically grow back, and she has a man bleeding to near death and disfigured for life because her pride was wounded...AND while she sits in jail, wishing she never read your post on FML, her husband is at home wrestling a revolving door of buddies that you can't prevent your daughter from seeing, because you're cooling it in the pokey. Good job.
Okay I had a comment here but it's not there anymore...Basically what I said was that it's pretty fuckin obvious that #89 was JOKING! No sane person would actually cut off someone's penis. (She may have the momentary urge to, but, unless she actually IS psychotic, it will pass quickly.) Don't get so worked up over something that is the most obvious "just kidding" post on here!
EDIT: Okay nvm....my post just magically reappeared lol...sorry :)
why are you so jealous that's super safe and teaching your daughter about safety and precaution you involved when fucking a mate.
I'll spell it out for you, d-i-v-o-r-c-e!!!! and not because he cheated really, but because ur daughter saw it.
#106 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:57pm by corporalusmc
What a fucking asshole! I mean really, not only does he stay home and cheat on you while you're out working, he does it WITH YOUR KID IN THE HOUSE! What the fuck?! When she grows up and figures out what was really going on, she'll be scarred. He's quite possibly ruined his future relationship with her.
Asshole. Such a fucking asshole.
oh my gosh. this is horrid.
it really disgusts whenever I hear about things like this.
please, get a divorce.
he's worthless and doesn't deserve you.
wow. pretty sure you could sue his ass for letting his daughter watch. that's just sick. there's got to be a law against that.
#120 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:26pm by jellyfish_ftw
At least he's getting his exercise. And he's responsible, keeping it on the bed so neither will get hurt.
Wrestling is a healthy sport. Maybe you should take up tennis?
#123 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:05pm by MoobyTheCow
aww I'm sorry :(
that's so sad.
he's a douche, you deserve someone better!!
#125 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:40pm by woah_dang_baby
THAT IS NOT SMART!!! IF YOU GET KNOCKED OFF THE BED THAT COULD LEAD TO SERIOUS INJURY!
#126 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:20pm by jamielax11
Omg, I so agree with #110, that is so F***en funny. OP you should so do that(tell you 5 year old to tell ur husband to say she has a wrestling buddy) that would be so funny, maybe then he will confess.
SO DO THAT! then comment back and tell us what your husband said.
#138 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:57pm by nicholleexo0
Wouldn't it be ironic if you broke it off with him then you figured out him and the girl were actually wrestling.
"Damn it!!!! I knew you cheating on me!!! You lying, piece of shi....oh...you really are wrestling..." "awkward silence"
#148 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:55pm by MysteryJoker
