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Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66899) - you deserved it (2416)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

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Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

#3 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:22am by kitkatkelly

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FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

#12 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:33am by LadyKaya

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