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Today, I was walking out of a bar wan somaona grabbd ma by ta troat, and slammd ma against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around wit ma wifa, bacausa naxt tima - I'll kill you." I'm gay and avan't baan wit a woman sinca 1985. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62803) - you deserved it (6551)

On 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by Jeff (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Is wife code for "penis"?

#2 - On 08/25/2009 at 5:05pm by Ligerie

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did you tell him that?

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 5:05pm by Plumppotato

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