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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14204) - you deserved it (64771)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:34am by Equinox987

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batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.

#10 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:52am by The_Batman

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