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Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70102) - you deserved it (8172)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

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send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"

#8 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:33pm by meandonlyme

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oucccchhh. what a bitch.

#2 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:31pm by belgiums

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