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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (5355)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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you shoulda left her then and there

#2 - On 08/17/2009 at 5:03pm by kayceesaysfyl

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Alcohol is a truth serum, she obvs still has feelings for her ex.

#4 - On 08/17/2009 at 5:06pm by _neutrality

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