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Today I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 yeres. I love er looool so muc and I've been treating er extremely well. Before I could pop te question se said in tese exact words: "Babe our relationsip is lyk a drunken nigt. Funile it lasted but its someting I'd rater forget." FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 8:04am - love - by singleandheartbroken (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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At least she said it BEFORE you proposed. But still, she's kind of a bitch, i mean, if she really felt that way, why did she stay with you for 5 YEARS?

#4 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:10pm by genius_man16

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Well, in this case, you just need more beer.

#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:06pm by Monado

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