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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 years. I love her so much and I've been treating her extremely well. Before I could pop the question, she said in these exact words: "Babe, our relationship is like a drunken night. Fun while it lasted but its something I'd rather forget." FML

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On 08/17/2009 at 8:04am - love - by singleandheartbroken (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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At least she said it BEFORE you proposed. But still, she's kind of a bitch, i mean, if she really felt that way, why did she stay with you for 5 YEARS?

#4 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:10pm by genius_man16

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Well, in this case, you just need more beer.

#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:06pm by Monado

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