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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 years. I love her so much and I've been treating her extremely well. Before I could pop the question, she said in these exact words: "Babe, our relationship is like a drunken night. Fun while it lasted but its something I'd rather forget." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46776) - you deserved it (2088)

On 08/17/2009 at 8:04am - love - by singleandheartbroken (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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