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Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29824) - you deserved it (1968)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Tgreject (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You have a good friend. Be glad he warned you beforehand so you didn't have to go through it.

#6 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:49am by Fred_Burroughs

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See, at least you didn't tell her and have to face her in a direct confrontation!

Be optimistic, there are always more fish in the sea, hun!

#1 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:21am by SyndicatedAlias

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