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Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 1:30am - love - by fmexgirlfriend (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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For some reason, I don't think that was the actual reason for why she dumped you. And if after four years, and that's her only reason, then... How did you guys manage to be together that long?

#1 - On 08/15/2009 at 6:56am by redbluegreen

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I wonder if this is the OP actually saying "I couldn't remember our anniversary" and has trivialised it by saying "exact number of days" :P

#6 - On 08/15/2009 at 7:03am by ijrnelson

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