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Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month she decided to change her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in the relationship with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40458) - you deserved it (3827)

On 08/14/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by waitthatsnotme (man) - United States (California)

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Ouch.

Don't get torn up about it. You're too good for her.

#1 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:24am by NuclearWinter

See in context

+16

Another reason FB needs a dislike button as well...but seriously, FYL dude.

#2 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:26am by evangldbrg

See in context

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