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Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you". He broke up with me on speaker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49382) - you deserved it (15627)

On 08/10/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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hahaha sucks

ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around.
also its better than him texting you..i guess

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:55pm by kewlcat

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Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

#2 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:57pm by ChasinParkedCars

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