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Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37141) - you deserved it (1906)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by DravensMommy (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" came on before I logged onto the website and read this.

Oh, the irony.

#14 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:21pm by allmidnighteyes

See in context

+5 | 6

That sucks tape his arms down ;)

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:02pm by Flip3289

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