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Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43344) - you deserved it (2603)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by DravensMommy (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" came on before I logged onto the website and read this.

Oh, the irony.

#14 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:21pm by allmidnighteyes

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that's no big deal. You can just explain that to them during the interview. ^_^

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:04pm by amsedel

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