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Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38404) - you deserved it (2471)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:36pm - love - by Brandon (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Oh, that's pretty crap.
And seems like the parents don't like you..

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:17am by elliebutton

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Mean dad

#10 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:38am by deathbunny256

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