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Today, I was riding my motorcycle. Suddenly, I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. As a sign of anger, I spat my gum towards her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into the bushes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8140) - you deserved it (48446)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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