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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30585) - you deserved it (17809)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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