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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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just lose weight

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:04pm by gerblerr

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You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.

#9 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:11pm by mysitc_burrito

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