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Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42986) - you deserved it (7710)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:25am - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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I'd do the same! I love dogs :D

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:12am by 666midnight

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how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain fuck about.

#5 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:16am by dotsdesu

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