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Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32288) - you deserved it (7073)

On 07/24/2009 at 10:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

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I feel your pain. Happened to me. 10 day visit, dating for 4 months. After day 6, he just kind of ignored me.

#17 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:10am by kamichama

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Did he tell you on the first day? Because that would make for a long 10 day visit if he did...

#18 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:17am by mobius8

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