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Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4971) - you deserved it (72680)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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