Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?"
"how do you play?"
"When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg"
-Girl goes down-
-men steal burger and run-
maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015