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Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33649) - you deserved it (4552)

On 07/19/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by Tasty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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