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Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41155) - you deserved it (6196)

On 07/19/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by Tasty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?"
"how do you play?"
"When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg"
-Girl goes down-
-men steal burger and run-

#4 - On 07/19/2009 at 8:50pm by shiroun

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maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

#6 - On 07/19/2009 at 8:52pm by djb23

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