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Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19175) - you deserved it (1817)

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Your uncle is probably telling you that you should come out of your shell. Being shy is all well and good, but you can't let your life pass by.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:55pm by Lindsey

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Hey, I'm 19 and have never had a date....

Except no body cares to attempt to help me out. So at least you have that?

#9 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:34pm by notreallymygig

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