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Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

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Your uncle is probably telling you that you should come out of your shell. Being shy is all well and good, but you can't let your life pass by.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:55pm by Lindsey

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I've never dated either, so my older sister does this to me. Only, the guys are usually more interested in her when she brings up the subject. *sigh* Being shy and 19 just don't mix, do they?

#8 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:37pm by Tobias_Grey

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