Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (87610)
On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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YDI for being a hippy
#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:01pm by pittsports87
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That is gross.
#2 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:02pm by Greendarthpotato
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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